Our time in Peru is spent traveling what is known as “The Gringo Trail.”  Pretty much, you start out in Lima, work your way around the south, then start heading north until you end up in Cusco (Machu Picchu area).  So like good little Gringos, we headed from Lima down to Pisco/Paracas.  Here we got our first taste of just how hot southern Peru can get.  HOT!  Paracas is a beach town with its major attraction being the Ballestas Islands, a protected wildlife reserve.  Tourists can ride out in a motor boat around the island, which we totally did.  On the way to the islands, we got a little “Nazca Lines” preview with “The Candelabra” which is a giant geoglyph (figure) etched on the side of a hill.  Specialists don’t know what is figure really represents or any details other than it was strategically placed here where there is virtually no rainfall, so the figure has remained intact all these years.  Nearby pottery has dated to 200 B.C.E. (the time of the Paracas people) - Pretty incredible!  Once we got to the reserve, there were thousands of birds, penguins, sea lions, BABY sea lions, gigantic jelly fish…it was awesome.  A perfect way to spend one of our days.

We didn’t spend too much time in Paracas, since it was a pretty small town and completely flooded with tourists.  Our hotel and the main hangin’ spot was in Pisco (about 10 minutes away by cab).  This town is pretty local, with much fewer tourists running amuk.  Our hotel was super cozy, and we really thought we could stay there for a long time, except that is was friggin’ hot and we were pretty ready to move on.

We did have an interesting adventure one day out to a neighboring town called El Carmen.  There was an Afro-Peruvian festival called Negro Verano, supposedly one of the best festivals in all of Peru.  After researching it online, checking our “trusty” Lonely Planet, and asking around, we thought we had figured out the location and timing and headed out on several local style van-buses out into the middle of nowhere.  We arrived around 2:00 pm to find that the festival only started at 8:00 pm, which was inconvenient for us, since the shuttle buses stopped running at 7:00 pm to get back into town.  The town was incredibly tiny and filled with true gringo vagabonds.  They littered the streets with that unshowered, “I had a REALLY tough night” sort of look about them.  After asking around, we realized pretty quickly that we had timed things horribly and were going to miss the festival altogether.  The only thing open was a tourist office, I mean, a small room in a guy’s house where he had a few pieces of clay llama art for sale and some newspaper clippings pinned to the walls.  He was wearing only pants.  Rightfully so, since it was a billion degrees.  We tried to communicate with him in Spanish, and started getting somewhere when Amy asked him to explain the town history to us very, very slowly.  He was a good sport.  You can only imagine speaking word-for-word, taking about 30 seconds to say one sentence.  But, it was successful and we got the gist.  Back in the day, Africans were brought all over the world by Europeans and the Spanish were no exception.  They brought thousands of African people to South America, including Peru, and made them slave laborers.  This town of El Carmen has a high Afro-Peruvian population, hence the annual festival.  It would have been pretty sweet to see the festival, but again, no such luck.  Instead, Amy asked if this nice man would play something “traditional” for us, and the man took out his fiddle and began to play and sing.  His little grand-daughter promptly ran in and started singing and dancing.  These are the best experiences!

So, we made it back to Pisco, spent the evening in the Plaza de Armas (all towns have this – it’s like a central park) and watched some local kids breakdance.  Not quite what we had planned, but quite enjoyable none-the-less!  Plus, Amy loves watching break-dancers!!  (Please, folks, allow them to hang out in your parks.  They liven up the atmosphere and it gives the young kids a place to hang!) 

 
When we booked our international flights, it was cheaper to do a multi-destination ticket than just one-ways, so we booked our flight Orlando – Guatemala – Lima, Peru – Albuquerque.  The beauty of this money saving plan is that most airlines go from Guatemala back to Florida then to Peru.  There was no way around this.  So, on our way from Guate to Lima, we had a nice 6 hour layover at the Miami airport.  “6 hours?” you say?  Yes, and it seems like a good amount of time to have a nice relaxed lunch, call some people, check up on “stuff” (you know, there’s always “stuff”), but we had no such luck.  Between picking up our bags, going through immigration and customs, checking in again, getting lost in the airport, being sent to a terminal – go through security at that terminal – to discover we were sent to the wrong terminal, go back to the main area, find some food, find the right terminal, go through security….you get the idea.  Six hours goes by pretty fast.  On a positive note, we had no delays and no baggage issues!  Yay!  We arrived in Lima on time, with our bags, and with a nice gentleman from the hotel waiting for us.  It’s a good way to start.

Lima is a large city.  There’s no better way to describe it.  Picture a big city, with European-type influence and you get the picture.  It is beautiful, has the ocean cradling its southwestern edge.  We stayed in a town called Miraflores.  It was a bit of a splurge for us, since it’s the priciest area in the city, but we were safe, had a nice room, free breakfast, and could walk to the beach.  What more do you want? 

We’re happy to report that we had no dramatic mishaps or any crazy experiences.  It was pretty chill.  Check out a few of our pics!

 
We spent our last few Guatemalan days in Antigua, known for having the most gringos of all Guatemalan cities and a horrible history of devastating earthquakes.  It used to be the capital, but after a huge quake in the 1700s, everyone had had enough and moved the capital to Guatemala City, leaving Antigua in ruins.  However, some people stayed and it has somehow over the years become the gringo capital of Guatemala.  Antigua was so different to us than the rest of the country.  It was very touristy with fashionable restaurants, bars, nightclubs, and lots of overpriced merchandise for sale.  We really had to push people to speak Spanish to us, because everyone saw us and starting speaking English.  We did okay most of the time with our Spanish, until some people starting speaking a little slang to us (we like to think our accent was so good, that we seemed like fluent speakers), or using typical phrases from Antigua that we had not heard before.  Then we just stood there like deer in headlights, racking our brains through all the verbs and conjugations we had learned.  Needless to say, by the time we figured it out, the moment had long gone.  Humility is definitely necessary when learning a new language.  You make mistakes, but you gotta get over it.  For example, Amy said this wonderful phrase three times before she finally stopped herself.  If someone asked, “Are you married?”  Amy would reply, “Si, estoy cansada.”  The correct word is actually “casada” (no ‘n’).  So basically Amy was responding to the question saying, “Yes, I am tired.”  Instead of “Yes, I am married.”  Why is the word for married and tired so close related?  Casada/cansada.  In any case, it gave the questioner a good laugh, and they all responded with, “Chica, es mismo.”  Translated – “Honey, it’s the same thing.”  Oh the joys!

We did one major trip in Antigua and that was to hike the closet active volcano, Payaco.  Guatemala has over 30 volcanos, only 3 of which are active.  We were in luck!  Hope for the best, and get trekking.  Luckily, that day ended up not being the day of the next huge eruption, so we were safe.

So, all in all, we love Guatemala.  It is beautiful, with a rich history, delicious food, and very friendly people.  Its reputation of being a very dangerous place, we’re sure is somewhat deserved, but if you exercise caution and common sense, heed the advice from locals (just like in any major city), you will be just fine.  We definitely will come back!